Where does Tarzan buy his clothes ?
At a Jungle Sale.
What is a mermaid ?
A deep-she fish.
What kind of cats love water ?
Octopusses.
Walter: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law had died. What was the complaint ?
Ted: We haven't had any yet.
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole ?
Hot cross bunnies!
What do you get if you cross a zombie with a boy scout ?
A creature that scares old ladies across the road.
Did you hear about the monster who was known as Captain Kirk ?
He had a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!
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What's covered in greaseproof paper and runs up and down the ropes in the belfry?
The lunch pack of Notre Dame!