Where does Tarzan buy his clothes ?
At a Jungle Sale.

What is a mermaid ?
A deep-she fish.

What kind of cats love water ?
Octopusses.

Walter: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law had died.  What was the complaint ?
Ted:  We haven't had any yet.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole ?
Hot cross bunnies!

What do you get if you cross a zombie with a boy scout ?
A creature that scares old ladies across the road.

Did you hear about the monster who was known as Captain Kirk ?
He had a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!